So you want to blend in with the crowd...be inconspicuous, nondescript, fade into the background? Not a bad decision. We can't have everyone fighting for attention, can we? There are certain ways to achieve this......

Courses of action available :

        1. Be a HUNK.

• Sigh...Everyone wants to be a hunk these days....All these hunk-wannabes. They try to be different, but in doing so, they end up looking the same, with styles copied off the catwalks of Milan and Paris.

        2. Be ordinary.

    What you need :

           (a) Large-/normal-sized tees hanging loose or tucked in.

           (b) Jeans. Bermudas.

           (c) Short black hair, gel-free.

           (d) Wear socks and trackshoes (choose a brand like New Balance or Bata. Stay away from Nike or Fila) when in bermudas.

*Yawn* You got the idea yet? Just be plain boring...that's all there is to it, pal!